// // Variables // -------------------------------------------------- //== Colors // //## Gray and brand colors for use across Bootstrap. @gray-darker: lighten(#000, 13.5%); // #222 @gray-dark: lighten(#000, 20%); // #333 @gray: lighten(#000, 33.5%); // #555 @gray-light: lighten(#000, 60%); // #999 @gray-lighter: lighten(#000, 93.5%); // #eee @brand-primary: #428bca; @brand-success: #5cb85c; @brand-info: #5bc0de; @brand-warning: #f0ad4e; @brand-danger: #d9534f; //== Scaffolding // //## Settings for some of the most global styles. //** Background color for ``. @body-bg: #fff; //** Global text color on ``. @text-color: @gray-dark; //** Global textual link color. @link-color: @brand-primary; //** Link hover color set via `darken()` function. @link-hover-color: darken(@link-color, 15%); //== Typography // //## Font, line-height, and color for body text, headings, and more. @font-family-sans-serif: "Helvetica Neue", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; @font-family-serif: Georgia, "Times New Roman", Times, serif; //** Default monospace fonts for ``, ``, and `
`.
@font-family-monospace:   Menlo, Monaco, Consolas, "Courier New", monospace;
@font-family-base:        @font-family-sans-serif;

@font-size-base:          14px;
@font-size-large:         ceil((@font-size-base * 1.25)); // ~18px
@font-size-small:         ceil((@font-size-base * 0.85)); // ~12px

@font-size-h1:            floor((@font-size-base * 2.6)); // ~36px
@font-size-h2:            floor((@font-size-base * 2.15)); // ~30px
@font-size-h3:            ceil((@font-size-base * 1.7)); // ~24px
@font-size-h4:            ceil((@font-size-base * 1.25)); // ~18px
@font-size-h5:            @font-size-base;
@font-size-h6:            ceil((@font-size-base * 0.85)); // ~12px

//** Unit-less `line-height` for use in components like buttons.
@line-height-base:        1.428571429; // 20/14
//** Computed "line-height" (`font-size` * `line-height`) for use with `margin`, `padding`, etc.
@line-height-computed:    floor((@font-size-base * @line-height-base)); // ~20px

//** By default, this inherits from the ``.
@headings-font-family:    inherit;
@headings-font-weight:    500;
@headings-line-height:    1.1;
@headings-color:          inherit;


//== Iconography
//
//## Specify custom location and filename of the included Glyphicons icon font. Useful for those including Bootstrap via Bower.

//** Load fonts from this directory.
@icon-font-path:          "../fonts/";
//** File name for all font files.
@icon-font-name:          "glyphicons-halflings-regular";
//** Element ID within SVG icon file.
@icon-font-svg-id:        "glyphicons_halflingsregular";


//== Components
//
//## Define common padding and border radius sizes and more. Values based on 14px text and 1.428 line-height (~20px to start).

@padding-base-vertical:     6px;
@padding-base-horizontal:   12px;

@padding-large-vertical:    10px;
@padding-large-horizontal:  16px;

@padding-small-vertical:    5px;
@padding-small-horizontal:  10px;

@padding-xs-vertical:       1px;
@padding-xs-horizontal:     5px;

@line-height-large:         1.33;
@line-height-small:         1.5;

@border-radius-base:        4px;
@border-radius-large:       6px;
@border-radius-small:       3px;

//** Global color for active items (e.g., navs or dropdowns).
@component-active-color:    #fff;
//** Global background color for active items (e.g., navs or dropdowns).
@component-active-bg:       @brand-primary;

//** Width of the `border` for generating carets that indicator dropdowns.
@caret-width-base:          4px;
//** Carets increase slightly in size for larger components.
@caret-width-large:         5px;


//== Tables
//
//## Customizes the `.table` component with basic values, each used across all table variations.

//** Padding for ``s and ``s.
@table-cell-padding:            8px;
//** Padding for cells in `.table-condensed`.
@table-condensed-cell-padding:  5px;

//** Default background color used for all tables.
@table-bg:                      transparent;
//** Background color used for `.table-striped`.
@table-bg-accent:               #f9f9f9;
//** Background color used for `.table-hover`.
@table-bg-hover:                #f5f5f5;
@table-bg-active:               @table-bg-hover;

//** Border color for table and cell borders.
@table-border-color:            #ddd;


//== Buttons
//
//## For each of Bootstrap's buttons, define text, background and border color.

@btn-font-weight:                normal;

@btn-default-color:              #333;
@btn-default-bg:                 #fff;
@btn-default-border:             #ccc;

@btn-primary-color:              #fff;
@btn-primary-bg:                 @brand-primary;
@btn-primary-border:             darken(@btn-primary-bg, 5%);

@btn-success-color:              #fff;
@btn-success-bg:                 @brand-success;
@btn-success-border:             darken(@btn-success-bg, 5%);

@btn-info-color:                 #fff;
@btn-info-bg:                    @brand-info;
@btn-info-border:                darken(@btn-info-bg, 5%);

@btn-warning-color:              #fff;
@btn-warning-bg:                 @brand-warning;
@btn-warning-border:             darken(@btn-warning-bg, 5%);

@btn-danger-color:               #fff;
@btn-danger-bg:                  @brand-danger;
@btn-danger-border:              darken(@btn-danger-bg, 5%);

@btn-link-disabled-color:        @gray-light;


//== Forms
//
//##

//** `` background color
@input-bg:                       #fff;
//** `` background color
@input-bg-disabled:              @gray-lighter;

//** Text color for ``s
@input-color:                    @gray;
//** `` border color
@input-border:                   #ccc;
//** `` border radius
@input-border-radius:            @border-radius-base;
//** Border color for inputs on focus
@input-border-focus:             #66afe9;

//** Placeholder text color
@input-color-placeholder:        @gray-light;

//** Default `.form-control` height
@input-height-base:              (@line-height-computed + (@padding-base-vertical * 2) + 2);
//** Large `.form-control` height
@input-height-large:             (ceil(@font-size-large * @line-height-large) + (@padding-large-vertical * 2) + 2);
//** Small `.form-control` height
@input-height-small:             (floor(@font-size-small * @line-height-small) + (@padding-small-vertical * 2) + 2);

@legend-color:                   @gray-dark;
@legend-border-color:            #e5e5e5;

//** Background color for textual input addons
@input-group-addon-bg:           @gray-lighter;
//** Border color for textual input addons
@input-group-addon-border-color: @input-border;


//== Dropdowns
//
//## Dropdown menu container and contents.

//** Background for the dropdown menu.
@dropdown-bg:                    #fff;
//** Dropdown menu `border-color`.
@dropdown-border:                rgba(0,0,0,.15);
//** Dropdown menu `border-color` **for IE8**.
@dropdown-fallback-border:       #ccc;
//** Divider color for between dropdown items.
@dropdown-divider-bg:            #e5e5e5;

//** Dropdown link text color.
@dropdown-link-color:            @gray-dark;
//** Hover color for dropdown links.
@dropdown-link-hover-color:      darken(@gray-dark, 5%);
//** Hover background for dropdown links.
@dropdown-link-hover-bg:         #f5f5f5;

//** Active dropdown menu item text color.
@dropdown-link-active-color:     @component-active-color;
//** Active dropdown menu item background color.
@dropdown-link-active-bg:        @component-active-bg;

//** Disabled dropdown menu item background color.
@dropdown-link-disabled-color:   @gray-light;

//** Text color for headers within dropdown menus.
@dropdown-header-color:          @gray-light;

//** Deprecated `@dropdown-caret-color` as of v3.1.0
@dropdown-caret-color:           #000;


//-- Z-index master list
//
// Warning: Avoid customizing these values. They're used for a bird's eye view
// of components dependent on the z-axis and are designed to all work together.
//
// Note: These variables are not generated into the Customizer.

@zindex-navbar:            1000;
@zindex-dropdown:          1000;
@zindex-popover:           1060;
@zindex-tooltip:           1070;
@zindex-navbar-fixed:      1030;
@zindex-modal-background:  1040;
@zindex-modal:             1050;


//== Media queries breakpoints
//
//## Define the breakpoints at which your layout will change, adapting to different screen sizes.

// Extra small screen / phone
//** Deprecated `@screen-xs` as of v3.0.1
@screen-xs:                  480px;
//** Deprecated `@screen-xs-min` as of v3.2.0
@screen-xs-min:              @screen-xs;
//** Deprecated `@screen-phone` as of v3.0.1
@screen-phone:               @screen-xs-min;

// Small screen / tablet
//** Deprecated `@screen-sm` as of v3.0.1
@screen-sm:                  768px;
@screen-sm-min:              @screen-sm;
//** Deprecated `@screen-tablet` as of v3.0.1
@screen-tablet:              @screen-sm-min;

// Medium screen / desktop
//** Deprecated `@screen-md` as of v3.0.1
@screen-md:                  992px;
@screen-md-min:              @screen-md;
//** Deprecated `@screen-desktop` as of v3.0.1
@screen-desktop:             @screen-md-min;

// Large screen / wide desktop
//** Deprecated `@screen-lg` as of v3.0.1
@screen-lg:                  1200px;
@screen-lg-min:              @screen-lg;
//** Deprecated `@screen-lg-desktop` as of v3.0.1
@screen-lg-desktop:          @screen-lg-min;

// So media queries don't overlap when required, provide a maximum
@screen-xs-max:              (@screen-sm-min - 1);
@screen-sm-max:              (@screen-md-min - 1);
@screen-md-max:              (@screen-lg-min - 1);


//== Grid system
//
//## Define your custom responsive grid.

//** Number of columns in the grid.
@grid-columns:              12;
//** Padding between columns. Gets divided in half for the left and right.
@grid-gutter-width:         30px;
// Navbar collapse
//** Point at which the navbar becomes uncollapsed.
@grid-float-breakpoint:     @screen-sm-min;
//** Point at which the navbar begins collapsing.
@grid-float-breakpoint-max: (@grid-float-breakpoint - 1);


//== Container sizes
//
//## Define the maximum width of `.container` for different screen sizes.

// Small screen / tablet
@container-tablet:             ((720px + @grid-gutter-width));
//** For `@screen-sm-min` and up.
@container-sm:                 @container-tablet;

// Medium screen / desktop
@container-desktop:            ((940px + @grid-gutter-width));
//** For `@screen-md-min` and up.
@container-md:                 @container-desktop;

// Large screen / wide desktop
@container-large-desktop:      ((1140px + @grid-gutter-width));
//** For `@screen-lg-min` and up.
@container-lg:                 @container-large-desktop;


//== Navbar
//
//##

// Basics of a navbar
@navbar-height:                    50px;
@navbar-margin-bottom:             @line-height-computed;
@navbar-border-radius:             @border-radius-base;
@navbar-padding-horizontal:        floor((@grid-gutter-width / 2));
@navbar-padding-vertical:          ((@navbar-height - @line-height-computed) / 2);
@navbar-collapse-max-height:       340px;

@navbar-default-color:             #777;
@navbar-default-bg:                #f8f8f8;
@navbar-default-border:            darken(@navbar-default-bg, 6.5%);

// Navbar links
@navbar-default-link-color:                #777;
@navbar-default-link-hover-color:          #333;
@navbar-default-link-hover-bg:             transparent;
@navbar-default-link-active-color:         #555;
@navbar-default-link-active-bg:            darken(@navbar-default-bg, 6.5%);
@navbar-default-link-disabled-color:       #ccc;
@navbar-default-link-disabled-bg:          transparent;

// Navbar brand label
@navbar-default-brand-color:               @navbar-default-link-color;
@navbar-default-brand-hover-color:         darken(@navbar-default-brand-color, 10%);
@navbar-default-brand-hover-bg:            transparent;

// Navbar toggle
@navbar-default-toggle-hover-bg:           #ddd;
@navbar-default-toggle-icon-bar-bg:        #888;
@navbar-default-toggle-border-color:       #ddd;


// Inverted navbar
// Reset inverted navbar basics
@navbar-inverse-color:                      @gray-light;
@navbar-inverse-bg:                         #222;
@navbar-inverse-border:                     darken(@navbar-inverse-bg, 10%);

// Inverted navbar links
@navbar-inverse-link-color:                 @gray-light;
@navbar-inverse-link-hover-color:           #fff;
@navbar-inverse-link-hover-bg:              transparent;
@navbar-inverse-link-active-color:          @navbar-inverse-link-hover-color;
@navbar-inverse-link-active-bg:             darken(@navbar-inverse-bg, 10%);
@navbar-inverse-link-disabled-color:        #444;
@navbar-inverse-link-disabled-bg:           transparent;

// Inverted navbar brand label
@navbar-inverse-brand-color:                @navbar-inverse-link-color;
@navbar-inverse-brand-hover-color:          #fff;
@navbar-inverse-brand-hover-bg:             transparent;

// Inverted navbar toggle
@navbar-inverse-toggle-hover-bg:            #333;
@navbar-inverse-toggle-icon-bar-bg:         #fff;
@navbar-inverse-toggle-border-color:        #333;


//== Navs
//
//##

//=== Shared nav styles
@nav-link-padding:                          10px 15px;
@nav-link-hover-bg:                         @gray-lighter;

@nav-disabled-link-color:                   @gray-light;
@nav-disabled-link-hover-color:             @gray-light;

@nav-open-link-hover-color:                 #fff;

//== Tabs
@nav-tabs-border-color:                     #ddd;

@nav-tabs-link-hover-border-color:          @gray-lighter;

@nav-tabs-active-link-hover-bg:             @body-bg;
@nav-tabs-active-link-hover-color:          @gray;
@nav-tabs-active-link-hover-border-color:   #ddd;

@nav-tabs-justified-link-border-color:            #ddd;
@nav-tabs-justified-active-link-border-color:     @body-bg;

//== Pills
@nav-pills-border-radius:                   @border-radius-base;
@nav-pills-active-link-hover-bg:            @component-active-bg;
@nav-pills-active-link-hover-color:         @component-active-color;


//== Pagination
//
//##

@pagination-color:                     @link-color;
@pagination-bg:                        #fff;
@pagination-border:                    #ddd;

@pagination-hover-color:               @link-hover-color;
@pagination-hover-bg:                  @gray-lighter;
@pagination-hover-border:              #ddd;

@pagination-active-color:              #fff;
@pagination-active-bg:                 @brand-primary;
@pagination-active-border:             @brand-primary;

@pagination-disabled-color:            @gray-light;
@pagination-disabled-bg:               #fff;
@pagination-disabled-border:           #ddd;


//== Pager
//
//##

@pager-bg:                             @pagination-bg;
@pager-border:                         @pagination-border;
@pager-border-radius:                  15px;

@pager-hover-bg:                       @pagination-hover-bg;

@pager-active-bg:                      @pagination-active-bg;
@pager-active-color:                   @pagination-active-color;

@pager-disabled-color:                 @pagination-disabled-color;


//== Jumbotron
//
//##

@jumbotron-padding:              30px;
@jumbotron-color:                inherit;
@jumbotron-bg:                   @gray-lighter;
@jumbotron-heading-color:        inherit;
@jumbotron-font-size:            ceil((@font-size-base * 1.5));


//== Form states and alerts
//
//## Define colors for form feedback states and, by default, alerts.

@state-success-text:             #3c763d;
@state-success-bg:               #dff0d8;
@state-success-border:           darken(spin(@state-success-bg, -10), 5%);

@state-info-text:                #31708f;
@state-info-bg:                  #d9edf7;
@state-info-border:              darken(spin(@state-info-bg, -10), 7%);

@state-warning-text:             #8a6d3b;
@state-warning-bg:               #fcf8e3;
@state-warning-border:           darken(spin(@state-warning-bg, -10), 5%);

@state-danger-text:              #a94442;
@state-danger-bg:                #f2dede;
@state-danger-border:            darken(spin(@state-danger-bg, -10), 5%);


//== Tooltips
//
//##

//** Tooltip max width
@tooltip-max-width:           200px;
//** Tooltip text color
@tooltip-color:               #fff;
//** Tooltip background color
@tooltip-bg:                  #000;
@tooltip-opacity:             .9;

//** Tooltip arrow width
@tooltip-arrow-width:         5px;
//** Tooltip arrow color
@tooltip-arrow-color:         @tooltip-bg;


//== Popovers
//
//##

//** Popover body background color
@popover-bg:                          #fff;
//** Popover maximum width
@popover-max-width:                   276px;
//** Popover border color
@popover-border-color:                rgba(0,0,0,.2);
//** Popover fallback border color
@popover-fallback-border-color:       #ccc;

//** Popover title background color
@popover-title-bg:                    darken(@popover-bg, 3%);

//** Popover arrow width
@popover-arrow-width:                 10px;
//** Popover arrow color
@popover-arrow-color:                 #fff;

//** Popover outer arrow width
@popover-arrow-outer-width:           (@popover-arrow-width + 1);
//** Popover outer arrow color
@popover-arrow-outer-color:           fadein(@popover-border-color, 5%);
//** Popover outer arrow fallback color
@popover-arrow-outer-fallback-color:  darken(@popover-fallback-border-color, 20%);


//== Labels
//
//##

//** Default label background color
@label-default-bg:            @gray-light;
//** Primary label background color
@label-primary-bg:            @brand-primary;
//** Success label background color
@label-success-bg:            @brand-success;
//** Info label background color
@label-info-bg:               @brand-info;
//** Warning label background color
@label-warning-bg:            @brand-warning;
//** Danger label background color
@label-danger-bg:             @brand-danger;

//** Default label text color
@label-color:                 #fff;
//** Default text color of a linked label
@label-link-hover-color:      #fff;


//== Modals
//
//##

//** Padding applied to the modal body
@modal-inner-padding:         15px;

//** Padding applied to the modal title
@modal-title-padding:         15px;
//** Modal title line-height
@modal-title-line-height:     @line-height-base;

//** Background color of modal content area
@modal-content-bg:                             #fff;
//** Modal content border color
@modal-content-border-color:                   rgba(0,0,0,.2);
//** Modal content border color **for IE8**
@modal-content-fallback-border-color:          #999;

//** Modal backdrop background color
@modal-backdrop-bg:           #000;
//** Modal backdrop opacity
@modal-backdrop-opacity:      .5;
//** Modal header border color
@modal-header-border-color:   #e5e5e5;
//** Modal footer border color
@modal-footer-border-color:   @modal-header-border-color;

@modal-lg:                    900px;
@modal-md:                    600px;
@modal-sm:                    300px;


//== Alerts
//
//## Define alert colors, border radius, and padding.

@alert-padding:               15px;
@alert-border-radius:         @border-radius-base;
@alert-link-font-weight:      bold;

@alert-success-bg:            @state-success-bg;
@alert-success-text:          @state-success-text;
@alert-success-border:        @state-success-border;

@alert-info-bg:               @state-info-bg;
@alert-info-text:             @state-info-text;
@alert-info-border:           @state-info-border;

@alert-warning-bg:            @state-warning-bg;
@alert-warning-text:          @state-warning-text;
@alert-warning-border:        @state-warning-border;

@alert-danger-bg:             @state-danger-bg;
@alert-danger-text:           @state-danger-text;
@alert-danger-border:         @state-danger-border;


//== Progress bars
//
//##

//** Background color of the whole progress component
@progress-bg:                 #f5f5f5;
//** Progress bar text color
@progress-bar-color:          #fff;

//** Default progress bar color
@progress-bar-bg:             @brand-primary;
//** Success progress bar color
@progress-bar-success-bg:     @brand-success;
//** Warning progress bar color
@progress-bar-warning-bg:     @brand-warning;
//** Danger progress bar color
@progress-bar-danger-bg:      @brand-danger;
//** Info progress bar color
@progress-bar-info-bg:        @brand-info;


//== List group
//
//##

//** Background color on `.list-group-item`
@list-group-bg:                 #fff;
//** `.list-group-item` border color
@list-group-border:             #ddd;
//** List group border radius
@list-group-border-radius:      @border-radius-base;

//** Background color of single list items on hover
@list-group-hover-bg:           #f5f5f5;
//** Text color of active list items
@list-group-active-color:       @component-active-color;
//** Background color of active list items
@list-group-active-bg:          @component-active-bg;
//** Border color of active list elements
@list-group-active-border:      @list-group-active-bg;
//** Text color for content within active list items
@list-group-active-text-color:  lighten(@list-group-active-bg, 40%);

//** Text color of disabled list items
@list-group-disabled-color:      @gray-light;
//** Background color of disabled list items
@list-group-disabled-bg:         @gray-lighter;
//** Text color for content within disabled list items
@list-group-disabled-text-color: @list-group-disabled-color;

@list-group-link-color:         #555;
@list-group-link-hover-color:   @list-group-link-color;
@list-group-link-heading-color: #333;


//== Panels
//
//##

@panel-bg:                    #fff;
@panel-body-padding:          15px;
@panel-heading-padding:       10px 15px;
@panel-footer-padding:        @panel-heading-padding;
@panel-border-radius:         @border-radius-base;

//** Border color for elements within panels
@panel-inner-border:          #ddd;
@panel-footer-bg:             #f5f5f5;

@panel-default-text:          @gray-dark;
@panel-default-border:        #ddd;
@panel-default-heading-bg:    #f5f5f5;

@panel-primary-text:          #fff;
@panel-primary-border:        @brand-primary;
@panel-primary-heading-bg:    @brand-primary;

@panel-success-text:          @state-success-text;
@panel-success-border:        @state-success-border;
@panel-success-heading-bg:    @state-success-bg;

@panel-info-text:             @state-info-text;
@panel-info-border:           @state-info-border;
@panel-info-heading-bg:       @state-info-bg;

@panel-warning-text:          @state-warning-text;
@panel-warning-border:        @state-warning-border;
@panel-warning-heading-bg:    @state-warning-bg;

@panel-danger-text:           @state-danger-text;
@panel-danger-border:         @state-danger-border;
@panel-danger-heading-bg:     @state-danger-bg;


//== Thumbnails
//
//##

//** Padding around the thumbnail image
@thumbnail-padding:           4px;
//** Thumbnail background color
@thumbnail-bg:                @body-bg;
//** Thumbnail border color
@thumbnail-border:            #ddd;
//** Thumbnail border radius
@thumbnail-border-radius:     @border-radius-base;

//** Custom text color for thumbnail captions
@thumbnail-caption-color:     @text-color;
//** Padding around the thumbnail caption
@thumbnail-caption-padding:   9px;


//== Wells
//
//##

@well-bg:                     #f5f5f5;
@well-border:                 darken(@well-bg, 7%);


//== Badges
//
//##

@badge-color:                 #fff;
//** Linked badge text color on hover
@badge-link-hover-color:      #fff;
@badge-bg:                    @gray-light;

//** Badge text color in active nav link
@badge-active-color:          @link-color;
//** Badge background color in active nav link
@badge-active-bg:             #fff;

@badge-font-weight:           bold;
@badge-line-height:           1;
@badge-border-radius:         10px;


//== Breadcrumbs
//
//##

@breadcrumb-padding-vertical:   8px;
@breadcrumb-padding-horizontal: 15px;
//** Breadcrumb background color
@breadcrumb-bg:                 #f5f5f5;
//** Breadcrumb text color
@breadcrumb-color:              #ccc;
//** Text color of current page in the breadcrumb
@breadcrumb-active-color:       @gray-light;
//** Textual separator for between breadcrumb elements
@breadcrumb-separator:          "/";


//== Carousel
//
//##

@carousel-text-shadow:                        0 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,.6);

@carousel-control-color:                      #fff;
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      4 am, Chrystie Street: i am guzzling champagne like I’m going to the seat. 6am, Sugar: i am buying pancakes and gossiping at now defunct diner high in construction industry workers and burlesque dancers.  8:45 am, the

      Long Island

      Railway: assist me. 10am, Babylon facility: My dad chooses me upwards, and I also beg him to avoid at Starbucks.

     
    



     

      “have you been frigging joking me personally? Absolutely a cawffee pot at home!” He pretends becoming frustrated but he stops whenever.

     
    



     

      At your home, I buff of my eyeliner, then add black colored shade and another covering of concealer, turn my 26 inch tresses extensions into a bun directly on leading of my personal mind, throw-on black colored Spanx leggings, system shoes, black onyx earrings in the shape of snakes, a maroon polo that says HARBES FARM and a name label that states DAYNA: BARNYARD ADVENTURE REPRESENTATIVE.

     
    



     

      My personal quest through tunnel of

      downtown and drugs

      has come to an in depth and today you need to start up my Subaru, put-on Lana Del Rey, and make the Sunrise interstate completely to my personal severely ironic work on a farm.

     
    



     

      Libby, a little white goat greets me each morning, and follows me personally around when I refill the hand sanitizer and goat meals dispensers in the BARNYARD ADVENTURE.

     
    



    



     

      Harbes Farm draws affluent vacationers and urban area dwellers finding the perfect Instagram post with among the next items: a sweets fruit, a pumpkin, a wine bottle, or a cider donut, with among the soon after captions:

     

     

      

       drink maybe not?

      

     

     

      ,

     

     

      

       Pumpkin spice and every little thing great

      

     

     

      , or

     

     

      

       selected the number one any

      

     

     

      (put fruit emoji here). On weekdays, when there is a lull through the flannel-clad teenagers and hot moms with french manicures, after I’m carried out with my personal activities including guaranteeing the Sirius XM section is often tuned to “family bluegrass,” we stealthily slide my notebook out from my fake Gucci bag covered in shady stains and frantically refresh my personal e-mail, nervous to see if any editors have actually received back to me.

     
    



     

      We disregard the sound associated with telephone ringing (i am talking about, whom

     

     

      

       phone calls

      

     

     

      a fucking

     

     

      

       farm

      

     

     

      ?) and shoot Libby a peek that states “keep your snout sealed.” She dutifully consumes a haphazard bit of lint off of the flooring and pretends not to see me typing out like a junkie versus answering the telephone. It is the right time to pitch another editor. The publisher of an esteemed lesbian publication.

     
    



     

      

       Dear Editor,

      

     
    



     

      

       Photo the grimiest diving club you understand. Combine that with by far the most gross porta-potty you ever peed in.  Blend that with the competition that is from the lengthy Island Railroad the day for the Saint Patrick’s Day parade. Exponentially increase that by so many along with The Dizzy Lizard Saloon. That’s where I met my personal basic significant gf. At Hofstra University last year, we were however strong inside our Jersey Shore phase—Ed Hardy shirts, bejeweled Blackberry situations, spray tans. I would like to create an

       essay for GO Magazine

       on navigating an aggressively heterosexual area in a lesbian connection. Performs this sound like anything you would certainly be interested in?

      

     

     

      

       kindly kindly please or I’ll kill me kindly

      

     
    



     

      I click send and before i could commemorate with a call to the PIG PEN PALOOZA, a household of 5 is available in purchasing BARNYARD ADVENTURE seats.

     
    



     

      “Hi! Thank You For Visiting Harbes! Are you ready to set about your own b–”

     

     

      

       you shouldn’t say butthole, never state butthole –

      

     

     

      “BARNYARD ADVENTURE?”

     

     

      

      

     
    



     

      “PetUH,  seem the nice girl within the vision whenever she provides your wristband.”

     
    



     

      I do not care and attention should you seem me personally from inside the erect nipples, only hurry-up therefore I can refresh my email.

     
    



     

      Finally, some slack in consumers offers myself the opportunity to fling my laptop computer open so hard I deliver an

      acrylic nail

      ricocheting inside apple cider donut machine in the act.

     
    



     

      

       Hi Dayna,

      

     
    



     

      

       I definitely LOVE this concept, this has been a long time since I have’ve got a pitch that excites me, therefore thanks a lot.

      

     
    



     

      

       Totally authorized.

      

     
    



     

      My personal hands slam in to the keyboard and I also practically foam at the lips when I write the whole essay in less than an hour or so behind the register. As I developed for atmosphere, Libby is eyeing me personally. “Weirdo,” she

      

       baaas

      

      under the woman air and trots out. “also remember to refill the goat meals dispenser at my place,” she phone calls behind her, wagging this lady stumpy little end, while my personal fingers nonetheless tremble over my laptop computer.

     
    



     

      If the time has ended,

     

     

      We speed house with a banana and a meal plan Coke dangling away from my personal purple MAC smeared

      lips

      and I’m already taking might work clothing down before we walk in the leading doorway. We throw on a latex black catsuit and douse my self in Miss Dior. Father proposes to drive us to the LIRR. Like taking chocolate from a child.

     
    



     

      “Why are you usually dressed in ya underwears?” he requires while he shoves a windbreaker that has been during the wardrobe since 1993 into my hands. The guy prevents at Starbucks after adding a fake protest. I allow the windbreaker inside vehicle. Babylon to Penn Facility. Penn Facility to St Jeromes. Jeromes to a “key place.” A spray finished school bus to a warehouse in Greenpoint. Susanne Bartsch. Blinking lights. Open bar.  We inadvertently follow Solange to her personal vehicle. I need to be back regarding the farm in 6 many hours, but I can’t fight the siren call associated with the lesser East part. The Package. Once More.

     
    



     

      My favorite bathroom attendant, steadfast as ever, continues, dressed in a tuxedo and re-filling mints in her dark and elaborate jail of phony silver and velvet, filtering toilets and raw nostrils, high-pitched moans and low priced ideas, cold-water and cold treatment, outdated cologne and young girls, porcelain sinks, porcelain epidermis, porcelain traces.

     
    



     

      We’re packed in similar sardines and I can not actually understand performers, basically truly fine beside me. In the event that legendary Rose wooden isn’t really performing at container, I really don’t really care what are the results on-stage. Positive, burlesque performers can be hot, however they are they outfitted as Anna Wintour and plunging their own ass with copies of Vogue, driving about a shopping cart and throwing shit within audience, draining a condom on a rich foreign Prince, or lighting their penis unstoppable while whining blue makeup tears? I did not think-so.

     
    



     

      After clinking champers with hot bearded gay men and slim models, my buddy Gabe whisks me personally to a “sound exhibit” which just performs music of an auto accident over and over repeatedly.

     

     

      Lady Starlight,

     

     

      dressed in a marching musical organization costume, idly spins on a record user.

     

     

      

       If only Libby was actually right here,

      

     

     

      I believe to my self whenever I see a club kid sporting hooves.

     
    



    



     

      I spend my whole income on an Uber straight to operate from glucose. My personal sight plead to shut and I also drink blue Gatorade while Libby judges me personally.

     
    



     

      “at the least my buddy does not hump me personally,” I snicker while we scoop their up within my hands. We send another pitch commit’s publisher before flipping on the Bluegrass household Sirius XM station. Basically have to hear “Wagon controls” once more, I might leap in front of a tractor. She emails me personally right back instantly and serotonin cha-chas through my personal mind.

     
    



     

      After my ”

      10 Main Reasons Jenny Schecter Is A Feminist Symbol

      ” pitch is eligible, I cash my farm salary and speed with the just appropriate restaurant inside my hometown. I prop my self on club with my laptop, purchase a container of dark wine and burrata and bang on my keyboard just how I would imagine Frank Zappa would incredibly write a tune or a witch would throw a spell. “Los Angeles Vie En Rose” is playing and I also quietly thank Lana Del Rey as a tear splashes from my personal lash extensions. We hope this really is the very last time I am ingesting meal on Montauk Highway in suburbia.

     
    



     

      A couple of weeks later on, i am going to move inside part of an editor for 1 of The usa’s preeminent and a lot of generally read lesbian mags. My mail dings and that I shop around as if Ashton Kutcher could appear together with the “Punked” camera crew any next.

     
    



     

      

       We positively would love to maybe you’ve compose more and–actually I’m not sure if you should be contemplating applying but we are hiring a writer/editor now to participate our team! In my opinion you would be an excellent match!

      

     
    



     

      Goat crap, period crap. Glitter bombs, piles of dirt. Paychecks, eight balls. Dad’s automobile, Sophia Lamar. $15 an hour, $2k a bottle. Maroon polo, black colored latex catsuit. Lighters and candy apples. Purple lips and pumpkin patches. Stables and visitors. Complete the bottle. Hit deliver.

     
    



    






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